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Pie Gallon Palin

According to the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator, here are what our names would be if our mother was potentially the hottest Vice President of all time.

Jason: Strike Chipper Palin
Kendall: Bigger Channel Palin (that sounds pretty obscene)
Mike: Filter Skate Palin
Tommy (beloved commenter): Staff Wrench Palin