Notable swarm of earthquakes underway

I'm sure that the "notable swarm of earthquakes" going on right now under Yellowstone is nothing.  I'm sure it's not hypersonic magma or anything like that.  Right?  Mike?

Pancho Claus knows you were naughty

A Santa for Texas?

I watched as they came this quaint little hombre
Was shouting and whistling and calling by nombre:
"Ay Pancho, ay Pepe, ay Cuco, ay Berto,
Ay Chato, ay Chopo, Macuco, y Nieto!"

This is offensive?

Look what the Mexicans are up to!

C'mon, was there not always some sexual tension with the BMV (Blessed Virgin Mary)? At least there was with this altar boy. You come of age up on the altar looking at the statues. Compared to the other saints, she is quite lovely. Especially compared to the naked guy on the cross. But the religious artwork really takes the sexuality out of her. I.E. flat chest. You sit there thinking, "why couldn't they have given her more top?"

I apologize for thinking that instead of concentrating on my duties at the time.
Anyway, again. Very nice. I'm not offended. Don't tell Carlos- as usual.

What do you guys think?

Fett's Vett

Robot Chicken Star Wars

Forget everything else. Now *this* is funny.

This was funnier

Hmmmm

Anybody remember when Saturday Night Live was funny?

Call in Gay Day

Public Service Announcement: Wednesday, December 10 is National Call in Gay Day in support of, well, you can figure it out. They even have a website. As for myself, I plan to go to work, but I'll arrive fashionably late while looking fantabulous. Who's with me?