Inscrutable

R2 has mad skilz. (am I using that correctly?)

Another Disturbing Kman Video Surfaces

I've just discovered more graphic video of the Kman at home. It's pretty frightening stuff, but I think the public has a right to know.

Treat Yo Motha Right

Happy Mother's Day!

First Review of the New Star Trek Movie

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'

Not From The Onion

Afghanistan's only pig quarantined in flu fear

Afghanistan's only known pig has been locked in a room, away from visitors to Kabul zoo where it normally grazes beside deer and goats, because people are worried it could infect them with the virus popularly known as swine flu.

The pig is a curiosity in Muslim Afghanistan, where pork and pig products are illegal because they are considered irreligious, and has been in quarantine since Sunday after visitors expressed alarm it could spread the new flu strain.

Full story here.

Irony Thy Name is Eco Nuts

From the BBC:

Eco-sailors rescued by oil tanker
An expedition team which set sail from Plymouth on a 5,000-mile carbon emission-free trip to Greenland have been rescued by an oil tanker.
The team, which left Mount Batten Marina in Plymouth on 19 April in a boat named the Fleur, aimed to rely on sail, solar and man power on a 580-mile (933km/h) journey to and from the highest point of the Greenland ice cap.

The expedition was followed by up to 40 schools across the UK to promote climate change awareness.

But atrocious weather dogged their journey after 27 April, culminating with the rescue on 1 May after the boat was temporarily capsized three times by the wind.

Serious question: who will I laugh at when all the greens are gone?