Iceland - A Sitting Duck

Guys,
I found a website with a plethora of international statistical information. For example, if you were wondering about the per capita spending on defense check this out.

One glance at that chart, and the solution to the mid-east crisis came to me. Israel needs to invade and occupy Iceland. How can those Scandinavians expect to spend $0 per capita on defense and not have their free-loving heathen lifestyles come to a crashing end at any moment? The Israelis, on the other hand, could use a place to hang out for a few more centuries till things cool down. Preferably some place where you can spot swarthy people in abnormally bulky clothing coming at you from a great distance.

You know what? I bet the Israelis could take Iceland with no more than a half-chewed swizzle stick and a stern look. Maybe not even that. They could just show up and say, "Hey, trade ya! Here's some sun block, have at it."

Problem solved. Next!