Happy people destroy the Earth

Take this 5-minute survey here. Based in the UK, it will tell you how happy you are as well as other neato details. Not sure how the Brits are in a position to measure that, but whatever. Then, as all Europeans like to do, they point out how you are using up 4.87 planets worth of resources because you checked "American". They recommend cycling to work and donating clothes. Let's see these UK researchers move to Dallas and suggest that with a straight face. Life is so straight-forward when your whole country is the size of a super walmart, but without the ammo section.