I Find Your Lack of Pants Disturbing

Check out the top Star Wars lines that are improved by replacing a word with "pants". You can even vote!
The current top five are:
1. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. Your pants, you will not need them.
4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
5. The Force is strong in my pants.

I think my personal favorite is: I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further.