A Gallery of Star Wars Pin-Up Propaganda

A Gallery of Star Wars Pin-Up Propaganda

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From the Navy:

Carrier landings are some of the most difficult and technical tasks for naval aviators. This was certainly the case in WWII. In July 1942, early in the campaign against the Japanese empire, a young pilot was forced to make an emergency landing after running to enemy fighters during a desperate attack on a key military installation. The pilot, Jek Tono Porkins, was the commander of Red Squadron for only a short time before crashing into the deck. He suffered substantial injuries but survived to take part in an attack on a similar installation two movies later. A photographer snapped just one picture of the crash:

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According the The Sun, there is a fifty mile wide sheep mutilation corridor in the UK.

ALIENS are attacking our SHEEP, UFO experts chillingly claimed yesterday.

Fuming farmers have been waking up to find animals dead after seemingly being "experimented on".

UFO hunters who set up a special team to investigate are linking the mutilations - including the removal of sheep brains and eyes - to sightings of mysterious reddish orange lights in the sky.

We hear from a UFO expert on the case:

The retired steelworker, who lives near Shrewsbury, Shrops, said: "Animals are being clinically and surgically sampled by a highly advanced technology."

"They are built by technology and intelligence that's not from here."

Wait, what? Who is "they"? The sheep? Anyway, this situation needs close monitoring by the Yoshirap team.