OK, This is Really Bad

According the The Sun, there is a fifty mile wide sheep mutilation corridor in the UK.

ALIENS are attacking our SHEEP, UFO experts chillingly claimed yesterday.

Fuming farmers have been waking up to find animals dead after seemingly being "experimented on".

UFO hunters who set up a special team to investigate are linking the mutilations - including the removal of sheep brains and eyes - to sightings of mysterious reddish orange lights in the sky.

We hear from a UFO expert on the case:

The retired steelworker, who lives near Shrewsbury, Shrops, said: "Animals are being clinically and surgically sampled by a highly advanced technology."

"They are built by technology and intelligence that's not from here."

Wait, what? Who is "they"? The sheep? Anyway, this situation needs close monitoring by the Yoshirap team.