North Texas Chupacabra on the Move

North Texas is currently enduring a chupacabra epidemic the likes of which have not been seen since the late 1990's. Thankfully Channel 8 (WFAA) is on the story:



I enjoyed the logical leap from "found a hairless dog/coyote/other common as dirt 4-legged canine" to "chupacabra". It's that kind of outside-the-box thinking that will enable us to overcome this invasion from the south.