Operation Biscuit Update #2
As you can see, Operation Biscuit is clearly behind schedule. Darth Tater has recently arrived to provide additional "motivation" to the construction crew. I tried to explain that I had wildly underestimated how long it would take me to find each particular LEGO block in a sea of 3100 such blocks. The Dark Lord was unmoved. All he said was, "The Emperor will not be pleased."
posted by Mike @ 7:05 PM
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Due to some cell phone spyware (http://www.flexispy.com/index.html) that Mike unwittingly installed on his phone when downloading pics of Selma from Thailand, we can all enjoy the conversation that Darth Tater had to motivate Mike.
MIKE
Lord Tader, this is an unexpected pleasure. I am honored by your
presence.
TATER
You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back onschedule.
The commander turns ashen and begins to shake.
MIKE
I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can.
TATER
Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
MIKE
I tell you, this destroyer will be operational as planned.
TATER
The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
MIKE
But he asks the impossible. I need more men.
TATER
Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.
MIKE (aghast)
The Emperor's coming here?
TATER
That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your
apparent lack of progress.
MIKE
I shall double my efforts.
TATER
I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as
I am.
I know I have a short memeory, but I don't remember making that last post. Either, on of you guys is a very, very good hacker, or there is some tom-foolery going on at home. Maybe I need to remember to log all the way out before leaving for work? I don't think Erika is such a precise typist, so I have another suspect in mind.
If it was a hacker, it would have to be one who has detailed knowledge of Star Wars lore. Perhaps someone so familiar with the franchise that they knew Darth Vader crawled out of a lava pit, even before Episode 3 was released. In other words, it wasn't you.
And what's up with the pic of the Yoshi2.0 imposter? Someones been messin' with our html and left a comment embedded:
"!--- Bwuahahahaha ---"
Is that a check on the floor under the table? As if buying your own Star Destroyer doesn't say, "Yeah, I have some spare cash" already. Interesting.
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