Live better through chemistry: German wang spray.

What's not to love about a spray-on condom? Leave it to the Germans. Some things they just can't leave well enough alone. Interesting to note that they are looking for test subjects. The fact that they have to advertise for volunteers is disconcerting. Maybe it's all the painters tape you have to put down to get a clean line? Spray painting is quite a hassle with stationary targets as it is.

Nevermind the Mr. Happy, what else would you spray this on? I'd start with the top of Carlos's head. Oops, did I say that out loud? It could be like an instant hat.