nerf battle

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Are you part of the cover up?

Um hello!? Stephenville UFO incident?
M^2 and Kmac? You guys are practically on the scene and I have heard nothing on this!
As for Tommy? I'm sure he's already in on it and has been silenced.... actually, I bet they want him to speak out.

Your lack of coverage of this inter-stellar event in your own back-yard puts the this whole blog in question! This is a beacon of hope and information for our dedicated reader(s)! And it's turning into a white hole!

Idiocracy

It'll be here sooner than you think. From the Dallas Morning News' blog comes the following story:

A special meeting about Dallas County traffic tickets turned tense and bizarre this afternoon.

County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to process traffic ticket payments and handle other paperwork normally done by the JP Courts.

Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.

Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud "Excuse me!" He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a "white hole."

That prompted Judge Thomas Jones, who is black, to demand an apology from Mayfield for his racially insensitive analogy.

I think we should all be thankful that Mayfield didn't use the term "white dwarf".

Apropos of Lunch

From episode 52, 'Omega Glory', Kirk gives a dramatic ... very dramatic ... reading of the preamble to the U.S. Constitution.

Your Stupidity Will be Blogged

"She kept saying, 'I could have sworn I put on the emergency brake,'" Campasino said.

Valley of Gwangi

It sounds like porn, but it's really cowboys! vs. dinosaurs!

Firefox Robots

If you haven't downloaded Firefox 3 yet, you should, and then click this link.