Facebook Explained

Finally, I understand what FB, the MMORPG, is all about...

I Find Your Lack of Pants Disturbing

Check out the top Star Wars lines that are improved by replacing a word with "pants". You can even vote!
The current top five are:
1. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. Your pants, you will not need them.
4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
5. The Force is strong in my pants.

I think my personal favorite is: I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further.

You think you are a nerd? You havn't even scratched the surface. The surface of Bespin!

Take a moment to browse the Wookieepedia to sharpen your edge.

Did you know that Tibanna gas is mined at cloud city?

Tibanna was a rare form of matter found in both gas and liquid form. In its natural state as a gas, tibanna comprised the atmospheres of several planets, most notably that of Bespin, where it was processed at Cloud City; and the planets Taloraan and Kril'dor.

Darth After Dentist

February is Dental Health Month. Keep the posts coming!

"Don't put that in your vent..."

This is why you're fat. dot com.

Finally, a recipe website for real men.
Please have life insurance before attempting any of these.

Is This Real Life?

This is either some kid hopped up on nitrous oxide, or the Kman after "eating the Mexican flag."

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

I've always felt that Jane Austen's novel Pride and Prejudice was missing only one ingredient to become the greatest English language novel: zombies. I'm also looking forward to Anna Karenina and the Time-Traveling Cybernetic Ninja Assassins.