Chickens Make Leap
A chicken in Pennsylvania has taken the next step in avian evolution: four legs. The advantages are incalculable. With four legs, the Enhanced Chickens(or E-Chicks) will be able to cut their ground pressure in half. Imagine the implications, or don't, if you want to sleep at night.
posted by Mike @ 6:20 PM
2 Comments:
Cheese n' rice! Is every fricken 4-legged chicken in the clutches of a 13 year old named Henrietta? What's happened to the creativity? What about something like "Baltar"? That's a far better name than Henrietta in my opinion. I'm going to refer to it as such going forward.
Also, notice how the co-called expert treats the situation: "it *could* be an accident." I think he leaves the door a little too open for purposeful genetic tom-foolery. Have they counted the asses on Baltar? I'm guessing 5.
Is this some sort of slight against Baltar of BattleStar Galactica fame? Henrietta may be the most advanced of her species, but I dare say she never bagged Number 6, and therefore is not worthy of the name Baltar, one of my personal heroes.
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