2 legends...

Inspired by the brilliance of Jasno's elaborate orange wedge production, I present "Chance Meeting of 2 Legends"

Orange Wedge in Beer?

Mike seems to feel that an orange wedge in a beer is inappropriate. He is sadly mistaken, and I've prepared this elaborate reponse to clear up the situation. Enjoy!

Can Yoshirap Survive?

Some of our many readers may be unaware of the behind-the-scenes scandal that has rocked Yoshirap to its foundation. It all started with my "Math Wizardry" posting. Jackie soon posted the solution to the puzzle. Unfortunately, I did not approve her comment the instant it was made, so she apparently ratted me out to Jason. Jason then sent me an email essentially accusing me of being a "psuedo-tyrant who loves only that which you can control." I responded by accusing him of hating his sister. As a consequence, I have been relieved of my moderating duties and must now drink all beer with a wedge of orange. I hope we can move past this unfortunate episode and keep the dream of Yoshimitsu alive. There are a lot of things I'd like to say right now, but I can't say them better than the Hoff:

Math Wizardry

Arcane wizardry or clever use of algebra? You decide.

Khaaan!

A little Sunday morning pick-me-up.

Star Trek 2.0 Karaoke

Now THIS is a video.

Half-life (Portals)

Thanks to Monstevious for introducing me to this video about the game Half-life Portals. This is a 50M file, but it's worth the effort. Interesting physics. Very creative. What do you think?

Flaming Whip

Another perfect addition to the "K-man Home Project" list. A flaming whip. Devo would have been proud.

Death dodged again. Vacation complete.

I have endured another vacation to perhaps one of the most dangerous places anyone can think of - Oregon. Sure, there is no sales tax and they pump your gas for you, but don't be fooled, this tranquil beach is a time bomb.


There are lots of these signs posted. I like the character bounding effortlessly up the cliff. I imagine that's how I would do it. I'm told that once the sirens go off, we are 15 minutes from nearly certain death. None of this sissy 5 hour warning that the Indonesians had...well, kinda had.

Note the evacuation "safe" site is essentially a cemetery. Let's not sugar-coat it.
The good news is that the weather was ideal- about 65-70F. I like it when the map of the US is a blazing inferno of 90s and 100s and where I am located is the very definition of pleasant. In conclusion, if you were going to risk being crushed by a 100ft wall of water anyway, check out Cannon Beach Oregon.

Not the Hoff, but Oddly Topical

Ninja love. I always felt that Yoshimitsu was looking for that special someone on whom to unleash the door knocker.

Did You Think I Was Kidding?

The Hoff

Fine, until someone adds some content to Yoshirap, I'm just gonna keep posting these.

... and the pursuit of happiness.

Happy July 4th from The Rocketman!

I hope everyone has a great weekend. To celebrate, I thought I'd bring you Rocketman, as interpreted by the great William Shatner.