Man Law

I'm loath to bring up this old Yoshirap debate again, but here is some important new information. You can't just dismiss Burt Reynolds, the man was in all three "Smokey and the Bandit" movies.

They Should Put This in Team Rooms

I hate it when you're in a meeting, and when you get out, everything outside has remained unchanged, but you've aged 10 years. More warning signs here.

It would take 423.62 cans of A&W Creme Soda to put you down.

If you've simply had too much to go on... here are some insanely difficult ways to end it all.
Death by caffeine.
Also, there is a page for candies.
They need one for BBQ sauce and brisket. Also Kebab 'n Kurry.

White and Nerdy

It's Weird Al, what more can I say?



There's a quiz that covers all the items in the lyrics.

A New Crew in Town

If you're still trying to decide which is better, the 1978 version of Battlestar Galactica with its robot dogs, or the new version with its hot Cylons, I think this video will help you make the right call.

Ow

Ow:

A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at in her home in the Croatian city of Zadar when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible."

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

24 Sata said the young woman had been released from hospital after being kept in overnight and was expected to make a full recovery.

Cards - not unsortable like we remember them in the 80s.

Inspired by the last two posts, let me conclude this blog trinity with the following post related to this product: Post-It's Sortable Cards.
I saw these in Staples today, and it's really been bothering me. Thank goodness you provided the release valve I needed with Nietzsche. Perhaps he was referring to this very product while stating: "The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

What can't you sort? The rest of the day it's like a tune running around in my head... There must be something that you can't sort, and this product is the only thing to solve that.
All I could come up with is atoms or sub-atomic particles. If you have a mole of hydrogen molecules you really can't sort them, or can you? Would these cards help in this situation? Argh!

The Nietzsche Family Circus

From the "so disturbing I'm sorry I didn't think of it department" comes The Nietzsche Family Circus which pairs a random Nietzsche quote with a random Family Circus cartoon.

The most spiritual human beings, assuming they are the most courageous, also experience by far the most painful tragedies: but it is precisely for this reason that they honor life, because it brings against them its most formidable weapons.

'80s TV

Since the topic came up at lunch today (I described a MacGyver episode (#20 "The Escape") full of do-gooding, plot twisting, and PCP bomb making), I thought this little cartoon was fitting. I try to check the Savage Chickens page daily for some Chickens-on-Post-It wackiness.


MacGyver: "Fuad, you are one miserable son of a diseased camel."

Executive Coloring Book

Here's a little inspiration for the aspiring executive in your life. Color the suit gray or he will lose his job! Executive Coloring Book